Miley Cyrus is not single

The singer-and-actress – who was recently romantically linked to British actor Joshua Bowman after meeting him on the set of new movie ‘So Undercover’ – “loves” Australian boys, including her ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, but does not plan to fall for one on a forthcoming trip Down Under as she is in a relationship.

Miley said: “I don’t want to cross out the Australian boys but I may or may not be single ... I love Australian boys though obviously.

“Liam and I are very close, I’m not going to comment too much, but you guys don’t have to worry about that ... I’m definitely not coming to Australia single.”

Miley, 18, also revealed she is not a fan of social networking site twitter because she doesn’t want to be “hypocritical” by encouraging interest in her personal life.

She told 2Day FM’s Kyle & Jackie O Show: “I do not tweet, I do not social network, I try to stay out of it ... for me, I complain enough about people knowing too much about my private life, so to go out there and exploit myself would be silly and hypocritical of what I stand for.”

The ‘Last Song’ actress was said to be “inseparable” from Joshua at the wrap party for ‘So Undercover’ earlier this year, but were taking things slowly.

A source said: “They were inseparable at the movie's wrap party but Miley's back in Los Angeles at the moment and Joshua's in Louisiana, so they're going to see how it goes."

funny April fool's pranks

Toilet Trouble

Put a piece of bubblewrap under the toilet seat so when your victim sits, they are surprised by a loud POP!

You Spilled What

Find an old bottle of nail polish that you don't want anymore. Unscrew the cap and set it sideways on a piece of waxed paper, letting the contents flow out into a puddle. When it dries completely, peel it off of the paper. Now you can put it anywhere and trick someone into thinking there is spilled nail polish. Works best on something your victim cherishes or on one of their important documents!


Classic Pranks

Two Black Eyes

Put a dark substance around the eyepiece of a pair of binoculars (we recommend dark eye-shadow instead of the black shoe polish used in the classic prank of yesteryear). Hand them to your victim and point out something for them to look at in the distance. Then laugh at the dark circles around their eyes.

Trip and Slip

Wait until your victim is in the kitchen. Come in and start filling a bucket with water (tell them you're washing the car or something). Only instead of actually filling the bucket, just pretend. Lift the bucket with both hands, acting like it's heavy and filled with water. Take a couple of steps in the victim's direction and suddenly "trip" and aim the bucket right toward them. They'll duck thinking they're getting splashed!

Do the Splits

Find a scrap of cloth. Place a dollar on the floor and stay nearby. When the victim comes by and bends down to pick up the dollar, rip the cloth loudly. Most people will reach back to see if they ripped their pants. One of the original classic April Fool's pranks of all time! 

OFFICE PRANKS

Crossed Wires

 
Either late on March 31st or very early on April 1st sneak into a shared office and unplug two phones and re-plug them in with the lines crossed. Both victims will go nuts trying to figure out why they're getting each others' calls.

The Walls Have Eyes

Buy a bunch of googly eyes from a craft store and stick them everywhere all over a person's desk.

Stop the Calls

If the victim has a phone with a hook that presses down when the handset is in the cradle, tape it down. When he or she answers a call it will keep ringing.

computer pranks
Document Panic

 
Has your victim been working on an important document on their computer? Carefully hide the document in a safe place, then create a fake document with the same name. Fill the document with gobbledy-gook or a funny story. At the bottom put "April Fool's!"

Embarrassing Find

Sneak onto your victim's computer and do a Google search for something really embarrassing (hemorrhoids, gender reassignment surgery, butt pimples, etc.). Leave the results window open for all to see!

Kate Middleton Comparison with Princess Lady Diana

 What bride-to-be wants to compete with her mother-in-law?

In the case of  Kate Middleton, comparisons with the Princess Diana are inevitable and sometimes completely uncanny.The former Lady Diana Spencer was perceived as a bit frumpy when the 19-year-old kindergarten teacher became engaged to heir to the throne Prince Charles in 1981. Once in the royal spotlight, she emerged as the style icon of her time.

Middleton, who just turned 29, has had more time to hone her independence and casually elegant personal style, which includes her habit of shopping her own closet (rather than designer showrooms) for special occasions.

Yet remarkably, the two women seem to have more in common than their mutual affection for Prince William and a poignantly shared diamond-and-sapphire engagement ring.

 Meanwhile, read about the shade of blue-gray nail polish that’s been given a witty name in Middleton’s honor.

And take a peek at the sheer dress Middleton wore when she met Prince William that’s now considered a valuable royal collectible.

Is This The New People’s Princess? How Confident Kate Middleton Compares To “Shy Di”

 Kate is already of tougher sorts. Former newspaper editor Piers Morgan wrote: ‘I’ve rarely seen anyone enjoy the attentions of a camera lens quite like Prince William’s squeeze.’

Indeed, Kate does possess a confidence when on show. She was seemingly unfazed as she entered the Sandhurst parade ground for William’s graduation flanked by his private secretary as everyone but the Queen and the Prince of Wales was already seated.

But her intention to keep the media at bay is clear. Before her engagement Diana invited a newspaper journalist into her flat for a chat and a cup of tea.

Kate is well aware it would be a risky move. She has kept quiet so far and, knowing William’s distrust of the press, will continue to do so unless at official events or photocalls.

She already has her own lawyer – who also represents the Prince of Wales – and he swiftly set about writing to newspaper editors to protest at her harassment and pursued media outlets if he believed her privacy had been breached.

Diana became skilled at using the media for her own agenda, from her interview on Panorama, to the moment she turned up in a striking black cocktail dress on the night Charles admitted infidelity on television.

The cameras were still clicking years later as she lay dying inside a mangled Mercedes in an underpass in Paris.

As Kate prepares to enter the Royal Family, the public will be asking whether she is able to take up Diana’s mantle as their favourite Princess.

Keeping her mouth shut and with a lawyer in tow, Kate is already acting on the hindsight that Diana’s legacy left behind.

Is Kate Middleton Trying Too Hard To Be Princess Diana

 First comes love, then comes marriage…then comes, the transformation into the next Princess Diana? While Kate Middleton and Prince William should be enjoying the post-engagement bliss, with glowing faces and lazy wedding making plans, the Royal family seems to have a different idea. Prince William and Kate Middleton Pose For Engagement Photos

While it may be common practice for a man to pass on a “family ring,” that doesn’t generally mean that the woman follows every step of the groom’s mother from there on out, perhaps it’s different for a Princess-to-be. Recently British paparazzi spotted Middleton with her mother and sister stepping into the famous designer, Bruce Oldfield’s shop. Sure, standard practice for a bride-to-be to look for her wedding dress, but Kate isn’t any bride and walking in Princess Diana’s footsteps isn’t an easy feat.
While Princess Diana happened to favor Oldfield, it seems like Kate is doing her best to please the Royal family and make her debut, as part of their monarchy and be warmly welcomed by the British people.

“It must have been a special appointment because as a general rule Mr. Oldfield does not do front-of-shop work,” a source recently told NY Daily News, special may be an understatement?

Regardless of which designer Kate chooses, we know she’ll look stunning- the real concern here; is the pressure to join the Royal family and match up to their standards too much weight for this uber-in-love couple to handle long term? We shall see…..we’re rooting for you Kate and Prince William. Also, fashion note: you’d look flawless in lace, Kate–perhaps tell Oldfield we said so.

‘Don’t turn Kate into another Diana

 One of the UK’s most avid royal-watchers based in Norfolk has urged journalists not to turn Kate Middleton into “another Princess Diana”.

Pensioner Mary Relph, who lives near the royal estate in Sandringham, Norfolk, also called on The Queen to break with tradition and invite Miss Middleton to spend Christmas with the Royal Family.

Mrs Relph, 76, of Shouldham, Norfolk, regularly presents members of the Royal Family with flowers when they make public appearances in East Anglia.

“It’s wonderful news,” she said. “But I hope they don’t turn her into another Diana. The press really hounded Diana and I wouldn’t like to see that happen again
But Mrs Relph said she hoped Miss Middleton would join the Royal Family in Sandringham at Christmas and attend church on the estate on Christmas Day.

“Normally only family members attend the Christmas Day service at Sandringham,” she added.

“But it would be lovely if they broke with tradition and invited Kate Middleton. People would be thrilled to see her attending the Christmas Day church service with William.”

Hollywood's Cutest Kids 2011

Hollywood's Cutest Kids 2011

It can be seen that Hollywood's cutest kids are not only genetically blessed by their famous parents but also own label-heavy wardrobes. Let's see the most-wanted celebrity kids before they grow up.

Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom and Katie, is the favorite adorable target for paparazzi since she was born.

The Beckham Boys
The Beckham boys - Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, 6, and Cruz, 4 are just perfect.

The twins made a rare public appearance

Vivien and Knox
It is rare to see the entire Brangelina family. Recently, Angelina and Brad are seen leisurely walking in the street of New Orleans, Louisiana along with six children Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne over the weekend. The famous Jolie-Pitt twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon seem to have the most perfect genes from their hot parents. They are absolutely adorable and gorgeous.

Leni - Heidi Klum

Like mother like daughter, Leni looks totally adorable and cute.

Little heartbreaker Levi Alves McConaughey is definitely “Cutest Baby Alive”

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
No cutest Hollywood kid list is completed without Shiloh - daughter of the golden couple. At the age of five, Shiloh is interested in dressing like a little tomboy kid.

Sheraphina Affleck
2-year-old Sheraphina Affleck, daughter of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
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Levi McConaughey
While Daddy Matthew McConaughey is named the “Sexiest Man Alive”…

Thomas - Jack Black
The son of American comedian and actor Jack Black looks like an angle.

Ruby - Tobey Maguire
"Spiderman" star Tobey Maguire has an adorable daughter Ruby Sweetheart.

Violet Affleck

The oldest daughter of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck is the happiest child in Hollywood. Voilet is always seen with a smile on her face.

Celebrity Rumor Mill

Celebrity Rumor Mill

Rihanna, Chris Brown
MediaTakeOut reports that “Chris Brown’s camp is speaking with Rihanna’s people and trying to see if the two artists can have a joint tour.” According to the site, “Tickets for [Rihanna's] tour aren’t selling as well as they hoped, and adding Chris to the lineup would definitely help.” The site adds, “Rihanna would definitely do it.” For how the two singers feel about performing together and when their tour would begin. (Link)

Kate Hudson, Couples
“Kate Hudson: Pregnant & Betrayed,” reads the headline of an In Touch story that reports Hudson’s baby daddy, Matt Bellamy, is cheating on her. According to the mag, Bellamy was caught “holding hands and kissing” a “sweet college girl” at a party thrown by Bellamy and his Muse bandmates. In Touch goes on to paint Bellamy as a philandering party animal. (Link)

Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt
According to In Touch, Jennifer Aniston recently went on the “worst date ever.” The mag reports her blind date “didn’t even wait for Jen to show up before ordering,” and when she did sit down, he “kept on asking questions about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.” Wait, it gets worse. When the bill came, the guy wanted to split the check. (Link)

Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez
HollywoodLife reports there’s a “feud brewing between Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez & Rebecca Black.” According to the site, newcomer Black “cast the first stone by gushing about Selena’s guy Justin Bieber in interviews.” And the reason for Black’s troubles with Lovato is that she may “replace Demi as the next Disney Channel ‘it girl,’” says the site, which warns she shouldn’t “try to ignite something with Demi’s ex, Joe Jonas. (Link)

Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick
In Touch reports that Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are embroiled in a “battle for the baby.” According to the magazine, the fighting has become so fierce between them over son Mason, Disick recently “put an end to their wedding plans,” and said he’s going to consult a custody lawyer “in case things don’t work out between them.” (Link)

Justin Bieber, Musicians
The National Enquirer reports that when Justin Bieber recently left a Los Angeles recording studio, a teenage female fan asked for a hug. As Bieber obliged, notes the mag, he suddenly “felt a slight tug on the back of his head.” According to the Enquirer, the young girl then “triumphantly held up a tiny lock of Bieber hair she’d snipped with fingernail scissors and squealed: ‘I got it!’” before dashing off. (Link)

Jessica Biel, Gerard Butler
Perez Hilton reports that “only days after her split with JT [Justin Timberake], Jessica Biel has been focused on flirting with hunky Gerard Butler all over Louisiana,” where the two are filming a movie. He adds that the attractive stars “have also been spending an awful lot of time off the set,” going to dinners, and drinking “margaritas left and right!” (Link)

Lady Gaga, Musicians

According to the Mirror, Lady Gaga is spending about $2 million to redecorate her New York apartment, and wants to “install her giant Grammys stage egg as a bed.” The British tab reports that Gaga will “be able to sleep in it, in place of a double bed,” and explains, “when she’s in it she feels at peace.” (Link)

Britney Spears, Musicians
According to Perez Hilton, Britney Spears has “hired a money management tutor from the Anderson School of Management at UCLA to help her understand the basics of finance so she can manage her own affairs.” Perez explains that Spears “wants to win control of her finances. The tutor will help with basic skills – like balancing personal accounts and time management.” (Link)

Reality, Breakups
“It’s Over!” exclaims OK! in a cover story about “The Bachelor” Brad Womack and his fiancée, Emily Maynard. According to the mag, “They’re still smiling for the cameras, but Emily has now dumped Brad for good” after watching him fool around with other women on the show. Adds the weekly, “Although Emily is doing her best to abide by ‘The Bachelor’ agreements… she’s having a hard time being around him.” (Link)

 Jessica Simpson, Eric Johnson
Star reveals exclusive “details of the iron-clad prenup” between Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. According to the mag, Johnson will get half a million dollars “as a wedding present. Then, on each anniversary, he’ll get another $200,000. If he and Jessica make it to five years of marriage, he’ll get an additional $500,000 bonus – and a $1 million bonus if they make it to 10 years.” And there’s more. (Link)

Most revealing red carpet fashions ever

Most revealing red carpet fashions ever

 Rihanna’s dress at the Grammys got us thinking… Who can forget Jennifer Lopez’s famous jungle dress at the Grammys, or Lil’ Kim’s pasties at the VMAs? When celebrities want attention, they know how to get it. From almost naked to way too sheer, these 10 celebrities’ red carpet outfits left little – or absolutely nothing – to the imagination.

Rihanna
As Rihanna walked the red carpet at the 2011 Grammys, people actually asked her “Who are you wearing?” How was that their first question? Ours was, “what, exactly, do you have on underneath the tissue paper stripes you have swathed around your naked form?” In case you wanted the answer to the first question, it’s Jean Paul Gaultier. The answer to the latter question remains a mystery.

Jennifer Lopez

 Ah, the infamous Versace jungle print ‘dress’ that introduced the population to a whole new interpretation of what qualifies as an appropriate award show outfit. When Jennifer Lopez arrived at the 2000 Grammy awards, she was basically wearing a sarong that had been fashioned into a dress over teal bikini boy shorts. She was actually nominated for an award that night, but does anyone even remember whether she won or lost?

Toni Braxton

It was so innovative of Jennifer Lopez to start the whole, “there’s really no need to wear a ‘dress’ when you can just put on some scraps of fabric” trend. As you can see, it caught on quickly among famous exhibitionists like Grammy nominee and winner Toni Braxton. The singer wore this uh, white apron-cape with a sequin belt (for what? modesty?) at the 2001 awards. We really hope it wasn’t windy that night.

Taylor Momsen

 It’s not just the Grammys that brings out celebrities’ inner provocateurs. Taylor Momsen has become quite well known for wearing underwear as outerwear on red carpets despite the fact that she is 17 and looks horribly inappropriate when she shows up at, say, the premiere of Justin Bieber’s movie dressed this way. If this picture has you asking “where are her parents!?” don’t worry, you’re not alone.

Leighton Meester

On the opposite end of the classy spectrum is Taylor Momsen’s Gossip Girl co-star, Leighton Meester. The stylish and usually fully covered star startled everyone when she showed up at the Harry Winston Court of Jewels Recreation in a completely sheer Marchesa romper with a plunging neckline. Our rule of thumb? If your outfit requires you to borrow your grandmother’s lace underwear (and it shows), do reconsider.

Rose McGowan

 Honestly, Rose McGowan, there’s shock value, and then there’s just showing up naked. You did the latter at the VMAs in 1998. Très déclassé.

Lil’ Kim

If you’re having a sparkly lavender bodysuit custom-made for the ’99 VMAs, it’s only natural that you’d say to your seamstress, “could you sew it so my left breast is completely exposed and then make a matching pasty? I really think it would add a little something extra – I just don’t think my sparkly lavender bodysuit and matching purple wig have enough of a wow-factor.” At least, that’s the conversation we like to imagine took place…

Katy Perry

While Jennifer Lopez gets credit for single-handedly reviving the double-sided tape industry, Britney Spears helped launched another form of titillating bodywear in the music video for Toxic: the bedazzled nude bodysuit. Katy Perry wore the dress form of this trend to the 2010 MTV movie awards, but she adapted Spears’ bodysuit, on which the rhinestones were randomly scattered, to make her outfit a little more MTV-audience-friendly.

Christina Aguilera

This is how Christina Aguilera looked in 2000. We’ll just pause and let that sink in. Remember our rule of thumb for Leighton Meester? We have one for Christina, too. Laces are for shoes, not clothes. We’re not even going to address that hairstyle.

Coco Austin